Dude, I Still Know What Your Cruel Intentions Are From Last Summer

The smokers' patio is, and God willing, will always be a place where the most charmingly useless ideas are borne. Like finding variations on the titles of dumb movie sequels. Cruel, crueller, and cruellest suffice for three movies, but what happens when a fourth, nay, a fifth, hits Blockbuster? Most Cruellest Intentions Ever. And of course, for a prequel, Dubious Intentions.