1. Show up with books from all your classes. Better yet, show up late, and be really immersed in one of the books, preferably the reading for whatever class you're doing lousiest in, and feel your way slowly to the seat, keep reading, let your eyes get real big, whistle as you close the book, shake your head around to snap back into reality, and say, "Whoa, that was intense."
2. I'm out of ideas.
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I only did the show up late thing...didn't seem to impress them much...
Hmm. I couldn't think of much.
My first inclination was to sit there clicking my tongue and shaking my head the whole time.
The second was to implement my new, practiced technique of sitting up straight above the table and then letting my head drop so that it smacks on the table and knocks me out.
The third idea was projectile vomit.
I decided just to grin and baer it.
I miss claire
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