Me, taking Max's hand: Max, what ever happened to that date you were going to take me on?
Max, irritated: I don't have a car. Plus I'm campused. Gosh!
Me, plaintively: We could take a walk down below. Maybe by the grotto?
Max, horrified, sensing that that's too serious for a first date, slowly pulls his hand from mine.
Maggie, frightenedly: Don't go to the grotto! It's haunted!
Me, dismissively: Only by MARY! That's ok.
Maggie shakes her head with a knowing air: Nope. Mary's got some visitors.