I've been flirting with disaster for so long and so recklessly that, overcome with temptation, it pounced on me.
4:30 a.m., Saturday morning:
"Donny? This is Pat Carter. We have a situation. Klaske totalled his truck, Claire's in jail, Josh Clarke's wandering down the 150 being stalked by a gang of Mexicans, and I'm stranded at the Stein with Bernadette Couglin. Can you help us?"
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7 comments:
Whaaa Haappen?
ooh fun-fun. Was it the Santa Poco jail or where you out elsewhere? I think that the SP jail is one of the nastiest places in existance.
Heh, heh. We can laugh about it now, right?
Claire was in jail! How come i never heard about this! Jeeze! that is funny, but horrible.
wtf was Bernadette Couglin doing at Kstein in the first place....?
ok, maybe some of you are like, "but she had a good reason..." but it was 4:30 am!
What did daddy do to the Mexicans?
He kittened them with his mittens
nice...
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