I am fundraising for the Impecunious Female Victims of California Highway Patrol Aggression (or the IFVCHPA, as you might know it), and funds are low. The current case we're working on is a very unfortunate young lady who's going to be paying about 3-4K and might even be in big trouble with her school. She has already quit drinking and smoking totally (5 days now) and is very determined to never again require the services we provide here at the IFVCHPA. Please be generous. As always, donations are 100% tax-deductible and earn you brownie points with God. I'll be flying out to CA next month on business, so hopefully I'll see some of you there.
Donations may be sent to:
IFVCHPA , Inc.
8105 Kenova Lane
Springfield, VA 22153
*Oh, and don't make checks out to IFVCHPA; just leave that part blank. Thanks.
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- The rain it raineth on the just And also on the unjust fella But chiefly on the just because The unjust steals the just's umbrella
4 comments:
?Impecunious?..had to look that one up. I thought maybe you had a nasty impetiginous tumor or something. Thank God now your only importunate impediment is your impecuniosity and no longer the imperative implementation of vaguely implied penalties by imperious imperialists who would have imposed impetuous impolitic punishments prior to importunate impetration...or what have you...so...I take it the IFVCHPA is a not for profit organization?
i love claire
does IFVCHPA need any sort of group benefits?
oh come on, ya just gotta help ole' Gil out!
That was the most badass alliteration, ever.
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