Deeelish

Mamajuana:

1. Haggle with the locals on the beach in the D.R. for a bottle of wood chips and herbs.
Do not be distracted by marriage proposals.
2. Explain over and over to the customs people that it's not marijuana.
3. Keep in room for 8 months before you summon the energy to make it.
4. Pour equal amounts of rum and red wine into bottle; top off with 1/2 cup honey.
5. Shake, close, and wait for 15 days.
6. Explain to prefect that it's not marijuana.
7. Take a swig and black out.